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Tyhoons rips through cemetery, hundreds dead

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

Drunks get 9 months in violin case

Iraqi head seeks arms

Panda mating fails. Veterinarian takes over

Teacher strikes idle kids

Local high school dropouts cut in half

Miners refuse to work after death

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

War dims hope for peace

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

New study of obesity looks for larger test group